Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey�s gone to my head
But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You�d be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But I�m not gay
So get your hand out of my pants
It�s not that I dont care � I do
I just don�t see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I�d be right behind you, if you know what I mean
�Cause if I were gay
I would give you my soul
And if I were gay
I would give you my whole being
And if I were gay
We would tear down the walls
But I�m not gay
So won�t you stop cupping my � hand
We�ve never hugged
We�ve never kissed
I�ve never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey�s gone to my head
But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You�d be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But I�m not gay
So get your hand out of my pants
It�s not that I dont care � I do
I just don�t see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I�d be right behind you, if you know what I mean
�Cause if I were gay
I would give you my soul
And if I were gay
I would give you my whole being
And if I were gay
We would tear down the walls
But I�m not gay
So won�t you stop cupping my � hand
We�ve never hugged
We�ve never kissed
I�ve never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers