Pokemon�s a silly faze
Barney�s now just purple haze
The Power Rangers lost their will to fight
Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky
And Oscar�s still a grouchy guy
And Animal is looking dyno-mite
Oh Jim Henson�s dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit�s still hot, �cause it�s still not
Easy being, green
Bert is mad �cause Ernie can�t hear
With a banana in his ear
They must learn how to cooperate
Yeah The Count is counting One Two Three
And no one laughs at poor Fozzie
And Scooter�s pissed �cause Raulf is always late
Oh Jim Henson�s dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit�s still hot, �cause it�s still not
Easy being 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, 11, 12
Now Miss Piggy�s just a big slab of pork
To the Swedish Chef who says �Mmm, pork pork pork�
And Cookie Monster wants another, bite
Yeah and Big Bird well he just can�t see
Why the two old guys in the balcony
Think Snufalufagus is out of, site
Oh Jim Henson�s dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit�s still hot, �cause it�s still not
Easy being, green
Oh Jim Henson�s dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit�s still hot, �cause it�s still not
Easy being, green
Easy being green, no
Barney�s now just purple haze
The Power Rangers lost their will to fight
Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky
And Oscar�s still a grouchy guy
And Animal is looking dyno-mite
Oh Jim Henson�s dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit�s still hot, �cause it�s still not
Easy being, green
Bert is mad �cause Ernie can�t hear
With a banana in his ear
They must learn how to cooperate
Yeah The Count is counting One Two Three
And no one laughs at poor Fozzie
And Scooter�s pissed �cause Raulf is always late
Oh Jim Henson�s dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit�s still hot, �cause it�s still not
Easy being 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, 11, 12
Now Miss Piggy�s just a big slab of pork
To the Swedish Chef who says �Mmm, pork pork pork�
And Cookie Monster wants another, bite
Yeah and Big Bird well he just can�t see
Why the two old guys in the balcony
Think Snufalufagus is out of, site
Oh Jim Henson�s dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit�s still hot, �cause it�s still not
Easy being, green
Oh Jim Henson�s dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit�s still hot, �cause it�s still not
Easy being, green
Easy being green, no