STEPHEN LYNCH � Whiskey Dick

Oh my God, I feel sick Drank too much, whiskey dick Tried so hard with this chick Still too soft, whiskey dick Rise it must, point to prove ...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � You�ll Do

[VERSE 1 Stephen + (Courtney):] I�ve been drinking here since 5, it�s 2AM and everybody�s gone The bar man�s cleaning up, the jukebox off an...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Walken II

I�m sorry but I don�t know what to do. I just need more Cowbell Tall glass O�water is my favorite because it has cowbell Thats funny to you ...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � The Night I Laid You Down

We were young, maybe twenty You wore a white dressing gown Drinking wine and dancing slowly On the night I laid you down And the moonlight r...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Too Jesusy

Oh baby, you were such a tease Only get down on your knees to pray To pray And something in your Bible says Not to let me share your bed tod...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Vanilla Ice Cream

Have a seat and listen, Please don�t say a thing. In matters of the heart sometimes, The truth will have a sting. Just don�t take it persona...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Tennessee

I see rocky mountains and great lakes Stood beneath a redwood tree But wherever I go my heart aches For a place called Tennessee Oh come wit...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � The Gathering

Dare I say, the greatest poets of our day Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent Jay; The hip hip clowns Haters see just white-trash family They say fan ...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Special

When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend Ed was kind, with good intent But just a little different Oh, special Ed Mama dropped him o...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Tattoo

You got a unicorn, butterfly, angel wings, inner thigh Queer tattoo, that�s a queer tattoo Flaming skull, smoking pot, that�s the opposite o...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Priest

Deep in prayer, my cross to wear I kneel upon the floor Temptations of a catholic priest aren�t easy to ignore But I can not control myself ...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � So This Is Outer Space?

So this is outer space What a lovely place I can�t wait to tell the human race Hello alien will you be my friend Wait there�s something I ca...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � No Meat

Vegan living, so healthy and clean So much brown rice, so many mung beans And no meat, not one bite of meat Juicy meat, succulent meat. Inst...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Intro (Super Karate Monkey Death Car)

hey lynch ya? have you seen my gerbil? hmmm?? my gerbil have you seen my gerbil ummmmmmm no

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Jim Henson�s Dead

Pokemon�s a silly faze Barney�s now just purple haze The Power Rangers lost their will to fight Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky An...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Let Me Inside

Will you show me your heart? Will you open it wide? Expose the raw nerves Will you let me inside? Can you tear down the wall? For the mortar...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Intro (Curly Mcdimple)

Oh, you�re so beautiful, baby. Oh, your hair. And I just, I love kissing your neck. Oh, look at this little belly button. Look at that. And ...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Intro (Gortengar Trail)

Seven, eight, nine, ten. Olie, olie oxenfree! Ed come on. Kids. No, it�s hide and seek. You�re supposed to hide when you�re Find a tree or s...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Hey Love

Love hurts Love�s a cruel master Love�s a killer Love�s a rotten bastard Hey love, I�m done with you Love will break your heart I hate lovin...

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STEPHEN LYNCH � Hermaphrodite

She�s part girl, she�s part boy She�s got parts everyone can enjoy She�s got more, she�s got less She�s got her man hood tucked in her dress...

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