Vegan living, so healthy and clean
So much brown rice, so many mung beans
And no meat, not one bite of meat
Juicy meat, succulent meat.
Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew.
Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu
I respect every creature from horse, fowl and owl
I�d blow a goat for some bacon right now
Yeah I�d blow a goat for some bacon, right now
You eat your southern fried chicken
And I�ll just have fruit
How�s that T-bone?
No really, it�s cool
I�ll just chew on this turnip root
With a couple chick peas
Kill me please
I�m tired of hummus
And bulgur wheat
Tofurkey tofuck yourself
I want some meat
I respect every creature the birds and the bees
Well I�d eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese
Believe me I�d fuck up that Whopper with cheese
(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
A handful of trail mix
Mmm what a treat
How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
I�d rather eat a hobo�s asshole
Yeah I�d rather eat a hobo�s asshole
So much brown rice, so many mung beans
And no meat, not one bite of meat
Juicy meat, succulent meat.
Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew.
Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu
I respect every creature from horse, fowl and owl
I�d blow a goat for some bacon right now
Yeah I�d blow a goat for some bacon, right now
You eat your southern fried chicken
And I�ll just have fruit
How�s that T-bone?
No really, it�s cool
I�ll just chew on this turnip root
With a couple chick peas
Kill me please
I�m tired of hummus
And bulgur wheat
Tofurkey tofuck yourself
I want some meat
I respect every creature the birds and the bees
Well I�d eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese
Believe me I�d fuck up that Whopper with cheese
(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
A handful of trail mix
Mmm what a treat
How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
I�d rather eat a hobo�s asshole
Yeah I�d rather eat a hobo�s asshole