Have a seat and listen,
Please don�t say a thing.
In matters of the heart sometimes,
The truth will have a sting.
Just don�t take it personally:
This is no attack.
But we will never last, because I�m white
And you are� also white.
I only like black girls, the brown girls, the caf� au lait.
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you�re a nubian,
I want you to be in
Every fantasy,
But if you�re a whitey,
Say nighty-nighty,
You�re just not the girl for me.
Oh, I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead.
I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread.
Don�t call it Jungle Fever, �cause that just isn�t right.
I am not a racist: some of my best friends are white.
I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the caf� au lait.
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you�re a cracker,
You better get blacker,
Or else you best get out.
It is no mystery,
I like a sister, see,
That�s what I�m talkin� about.
Our wedding song will be �Ebony and Ivory�,
And we�ll sing Christmas carols �round the old Kwanza tree.
But color is not the issue here: it�s dignity, it�s class.
It�s all about her heart. � OK, it�s partly about that ass!
I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the caf� au lait.
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you�re a honkey,
You�re singin� the wrong key,
It�s the honest truth.
The skin that she�s dwellin� in
Must contain melanin:
That is the Fountain of Youth.
Thomas Jefferson.
Robert DeNiro.
David Bowie.
To a certain extent� Ted Dansen.
Strom Thurmond!! Strom Thurmond!! Yeeeahh�
Please don�t say a thing.
In matters of the heart sometimes,
The truth will have a sting.
Just don�t take it personally:
This is no attack.
But we will never last, because I�m white
And you are� also white.
I only like black girls, the brown girls, the caf� au lait.
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you�re a nubian,
I want you to be in
Every fantasy,
But if you�re a whitey,
Say nighty-nighty,
You�re just not the girl for me.
Oh, I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead.
I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread.
Don�t call it Jungle Fever, �cause that just isn�t right.
I am not a racist: some of my best friends are white.
I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the caf� au lait.
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you�re a cracker,
You better get blacker,
Or else you best get out.
It is no mystery,
I like a sister, see,
That�s what I�m talkin� about.
Our wedding song will be �Ebony and Ivory�,
And we�ll sing Christmas carols �round the old Kwanza tree.
But color is not the issue here: it�s dignity, it�s class.
It�s all about her heart. � OK, it�s partly about that ass!
I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the caf� au lait.
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you�re a honkey,
You�re singin� the wrong key,
It�s the honest truth.
The skin that she�s dwellin� in
Must contain melanin:
That is the Fountain of Youth.
Thomas Jefferson.
Robert DeNiro.
David Bowie.
To a certain extent� Ted Dansen.
Strom Thurmond!! Strom Thurmond!! Yeeeahh�
| Stephen Lynch |