Well, I�m the�
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
I get back from time,
I got my power glove,
Burt Renolds stole it from me,
Got it back,
Teleporting fat guy,
He�s teleporting,
And he�s so damn fat,
Yeah, I am,
Teleporting fat guy
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
Punch Burt Renolds right in the face,
Made him look like such a disgrace,
[Ian:] (There�s another bus stop down the street)
Cause I�m the teleporting,
Teleporting fat guy,
Punch you in the back guy,
I�m from outer space,
Teleporting fat guy,
Teleporting fat guy
Teleporting fat guy,
With a cool mustache
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
I get back from time,
I got my power glove,
Burt Renolds stole it from me,
Got it back,
Teleporting fat guy,
He�s teleporting,
And he�s so damn fat,
Yeah, I am,
Teleporting fat guy
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
Punch Burt Renolds right in the face,
Made him look like such a disgrace,
[Ian:] (There�s another bus stop down the street)
Cause I�m the teleporting,
Teleporting fat guy,
Punch you in the back guy,
I�m from outer space,
Teleporting fat guy,
Teleporting fat guy
Teleporting fat guy,
With a cool mustache