Whoa yeah, Segway Polo
Gotta hit the ball with the wooden mallet
Even the professionals don�t know how to ride a segway scooter
It�s okay bro, hug it out, yeah.
Hit the ball into the goal
Because that�s how you win at Segway Polo
This is the most intense sport I�ve ever-
Whoa! That guy�s wearing lederhosen yeah
Oh no! There appears to be a dispute on the field!
This German dude is really pissed off
Dude, chill out. It�s just Segway Polo
Kid Rock was not paid enough to listen to your crap
There�s an ambulence in case you get a boo-boo
There�s a merch table in case you want to buy crap
Electric unicycles pretty much kick ass!
This guy�s going through a mid-life crisis
Segway Polo, heck yeah!
Kid Rock, heck yeah!
Black people, Heck yeah!
Bouncing boobies, HECK YEAH!!!
This guy�s waiting for some surprise butt ass
HERE IT COMES!
Look at me mom! I�m failing on the internet!
This guy�s getting tired of playing Segway Polo
Because standing on a segway is very physically demanding
Oh snap! It�s tied! Have to go to a shoot out!
I�m super excited! They�re super excited!
LET�S DO THIS!
Shoot
Miss
Shoot
Miss
Shoot
Miss
Shoot
Miss
Shoot
Whoa score!
YOU WIN!
Now hump your teammate!
Gotta hit the ball with the wooden mallet
Even the professionals don�t know how to ride a segway scooter
It�s okay bro, hug it out, yeah.
Hit the ball into the goal
Because that�s how you win at Segway Polo
This is the most intense sport I�ve ever-
Whoa! That guy�s wearing lederhosen yeah
Oh no! There appears to be a dispute on the field!
This German dude is really pissed off
Dude, chill out. It�s just Segway Polo
Kid Rock was not paid enough to listen to your crap
There�s an ambulence in case you get a boo-boo
There�s a merch table in case you want to buy crap
Electric unicycles pretty much kick ass!
This guy�s going through a mid-life crisis
Segway Polo, heck yeah!
Kid Rock, heck yeah!
Black people, Heck yeah!
Bouncing boobies, HECK YEAH!!!
This guy�s waiting for some surprise butt ass
HERE IT COMES!
Look at me mom! I�m failing on the internet!
This guy�s getting tired of playing Segway Polo
Because standing on a segway is very physically demanding
Oh snap! It�s tied! Have to go to a shoot out!
I�m super excited! They�re super excited!
LET�S DO THIS!
Shoot
Miss
Shoot
Miss
Shoot
Miss
Shoot
Miss
Shoot
Whoa score!
YOU WIN!
Now hump your teammate!