[Narration]
�Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who just
couldn�t choose between to fellers. One was about the nicest
guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he�s kind of a
dick. Let�s listen in as these boys settle it the only way
they know how; through singing. And a 1, and a 2� �
Make a choice � will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
I would comfort you when you�re sad
Well, I would just leave you crying
I would protect you if a lion attacked you
Not trying to fuck with no lion
I would fight a man for your honor
I don�t know no kung fu
I�d carry you across a muddy field
Bitch, these Jordans are new
Make a choice � will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
I would read you romantic poetry
I�ll leave that shit on the shelf
My love making would be sweet and tender
This thing ain�t sucking itself, no
I would take you to the finest restaurants
Here�s an old Baby Ruth
I would tell you how pretty you look tonight
And I would tell you the truth
Make a choice � will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
But ba-by, baby
The choice is up to you
So pick me quickly
�Cause I�ve got shit to do
It�s true dear, I do dear
I want you to be mine
But let�s be clear here
I�m still not fighting no lion�
[Narration]:
�Let�s see what happens next�
Every day I�d say how much I love you
� I would not
I�d surprise you with gifts and flowers
I�d spend your money on pot, yeah
We would stay up all night just talking
I�d fall asleep when I came
I�d spell your name out with a thousand rose petals
I don�t remember your name!
Make a choice � will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
Make a choice � will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
[Narration]:
�See? I told you he was kind of a dick.�
�Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who just
couldn�t choose between to fellers. One was about the nicest
guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he�s kind of a
dick. Let�s listen in as these boys settle it the only way
they know how; through singing. And a 1, and a 2� �
Make a choice � will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
I would comfort you when you�re sad
Well, I would just leave you crying
I would protect you if a lion attacked you
Not trying to fuck with no lion
I would fight a man for your honor
I don�t know no kung fu
I�d carry you across a muddy field
Bitch, these Jordans are new
Make a choice � will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
I would read you romantic poetry
I�ll leave that shit on the shelf
My love making would be sweet and tender
This thing ain�t sucking itself, no
I would take you to the finest restaurants
Here�s an old Baby Ruth
I would tell you how pretty you look tonight
And I would tell you the truth
Make a choice � will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
But ba-by, baby
The choice is up to you
So pick me quickly
�Cause I�ve got shit to do
It�s true dear, I do dear
I want you to be mine
But let�s be clear here
I�m still not fighting no lion�
[Narration]:
�Let�s see what happens next�
Every day I�d say how much I love you
� I would not
I�d surprise you with gifts and flowers
I�d spend your money on pot, yeah
We would stay up all night just talking
I�d fall asleep when I came
I�d spell your name out with a thousand rose petals
I don�t remember your name!
Make a choice � will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
Make a choice � will it be
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
Or a guy like me?
[Narration]:
�See? I told you he was kind of a dick.�
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